< ![CDATA[From what I have seen kids have so many textbooks they just need to keep their backpacks with them and use them as sandbags for protection.]]>
< ![CDATA["We'll let people carry guns around"
"And what will you do when they shoot children in schools?"
"We'll give the children bulletproof backpacks!"
Principal Skinner would be proud: youtube.com – Bolivian Tree Lizard cleanup plan]]>
In italy we have a site similar to Onion (it’s called Lercio). There’s a facebook page called “Ah, ma non è Lercio!” which basically translates to “Oh, it’s actually not Onion!”. Its posts are a series of articles which sound as if they could be from Lercio, but aren’t ^^
< ![CDATA[In italy we have a site similar to Onion (it's called Lercio). There's a facebook page called "Ah, ma non è Lercio!" which basically translates to "Oh, it's actually not Onion!". Its posts are a series of articles which sound as if they could be from Lercio, but aren't ^^]]>
Now if they could just get to their lockers before the gunman comes down the hall…
< ![CDATA[Now if they could just get to their lockers before the gunman comes down the hall...]]>
From what I have seen kids have so many textbooks they just need to keep their backpacks with them and use them as sandbags for protection.
< ![CDATA[From what I have seen kids have so many textbooks they just need to keep their backpacks with them and use them as sandbags for protection.]]>
“We’ll let people carry guns around”
“And what will you do when they shoot children in schools?”
“We’ll give the children bulletproof backpacks!”
Principal Skinner would be proud: youtube.com – Bolivian Tree Lizard cleanup plan
< ![CDATA["We'll let people carry guns around" "And what will you do when they shoot children in schools?" "We'll give the children bulletproof backpacks!" Principal Skinner would be proud: youtube.com – Bolivian Tree Lizard cleanup plan]]>
To be fair, in a less-developed country students would have to supply their own ballistic shields
< ![CDATA[To be fair, in a less-developed country students would have to supply their own ballistic shields]]>
I was expecting this to be an Onion article through the majority of the headline.
< ![CDATA[I was expecting this to be an Onion article through the majority of the headline.]]>
In italy we have a site similar to Onion (it’s called Lercio). There’s a facebook page called “Ah, ma non è Lercio!” which basically translates to “Oh, it’s actually not Onion!”. Its posts are a series of articles which sound as if they could be from Lercio, but aren’t ^^
< ![CDATA[In italy we have a site similar to Onion (it's called Lercio). There's a facebook page called "Ah, ma non è Lercio!" which basically translates to "Oh, it's actually not Onion!". Its posts are a series of articles which sound as if they could be from Lercio, but aren't ^^]]>
Yanni Cooper The speech from the company rep quoted int he article is pure Onion… which is scary as hell.
< ![CDATA[Yanni Cooper The speech from the company rep quoted int he article is pure Onion... which is scary as hell.]]>