In italy we have a site similar to Onion (it’s called Lercio). There’s a facebook page called “Ah, ma non è Lercio!” which basically translates to “Oh, it’s actually not Onion!”. Its posts are a series of articles which sound as if they could be from Lercio, but aren’t ^^
Now if they could just get to their lockers before the gunman comes down the hall…
From what I have seen kids have so many textbooks they just need to keep their backpacks with them and use them as sandbags for protection.
“We’ll let people carry guns around”
“And what will you do when they shoot children in schools?”
“We’ll give the children bulletproof backpacks!”
Principal Skinner would be proud: youtube.com – Bolivian Tree Lizard cleanup plan
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To be fair, in a less-developed country students would have to supply their own ballistic shields
I was expecting this to be an Onion article through the majority of the headline.
In italy we have a site similar to Onion (it’s called Lercio). There’s a facebook page called “Ah, ma non è Lercio!” which basically translates to “Oh, it’s actually not Onion!”. Its posts are a series of articles which sound as if they could be from Lercio, but aren’t ^^
Yanni Cooper The speech from the company rep quoted int he article is pure Onion… which is scary as hell.