Some other, minor things that are bugging me:

1. We’re going to have to do this all again in four years. All of the lies and bullshit and 16-month campaign cycle. And if the Democrats don’t get their goddamn act together, it’ll be the same hope-then-despair scenario.

2. First Lady Melania Trump. I can’t believe the country that gave us Eleanor Roosevelt, Jackie Kennedy, and Michelle Obama is now giving us a plagiarist supermodel trophy-wife.